WEIGHTY GENDER GUIDELINES

A recent in-depth study of women has found

That wives who carry excess weight around

Live much longer than that for the brief minute

Of the spouse who is stupid enough to mention it.

The same study indicated that it is certainly true,

If a man is silent on this topic, he'll get past day two.

And if he wishes to avoid a sad domestic verbal disaster,

He'll tell his wife she's svelte and her diet has dis-assed her.

So watch both your P's and Q's,

And your don'ts and your do’s,

And if the missus asks for a dance,

Never, ever reply...Fat Chance!